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Review: The Best Magic Mushroom Chocolates to Buy Online

Over the past year, mushroom (psilocybin) bars have been popping up online and in smoke shops nationwide. Last month, we purchased 10 bars from different websites to find the safest, best option.

If you're looking for magic mushroom products to have a good time or enhance creative thinking, chocolate bars are the way to go. You can easily control your dose by dividing the bar into pieces; every dose feels like a sweet treat.

While plenty of mushroom chocolate bars are available today, they all have different quality. Our team compiled a short list of quality products from trusted sources that will be delivered directly to your door.

Our Top Picks: The Cream of the Crop

After rigorous testing and debate, we've narrowed it down to Three standout options that truly shine in terms of quality, safety, and effects. Here's our insider ranking:

  1. Best Overall ($35): Zaza Shrooms in Four Chocolate Flavors

  2. Most Artisanal Option ($50): Mynd Chocolates

  3. Most Unique Flavor Profile ($35): TreHouse Fruity Cereal Blend

A Quick Primer: What Are Magic Mushrooms?

Before we dive into the reviews, let's cover the basics. Magic mushrooms, also known as psychedelic mushrooms, contain the compound psilocybin. When ingested, your body converts psilocybin to psilocin, which is responsible for the psychoactive effects.

At lower doses (microdoses), magic mushrooms may:

  • Improve mood

  • Enhance creative thinking

  • Ease symptoms of depression

  • Enhance clarity of thought

Higher doses can lead to more intense psychedelic experiences, which some find beneficial for long-term mental well-being.

Our Top Picks: In-Depth Reviews

1. Best Overall: Zaza Shrooms in Four Chocolate Flavors $35

Why It Made the Cut: Zaza Shrooms stood out for its consistent quality across all four flavors. We love that they offer a range of options to suit different palates while maintaining reliable potency. These bars were stronger in potency than most we tried. It's the same experience; you need to take a bit less.

The Inside Scoop:

  • Lab-verified potency (we actually checked!)

  • Easy-to-divide squares for precise dosing

  • Proprietary blend of mushroom extracts for enhanced effects

  • Creamy texture that masks any mushroom taste

  • Great packaging and an interesting brand history.

  • Great value for the money

What Users Are Saying: Customers with depression report significant mood improvements. Many praise the subtle, pleasant flavor that doesn't scream "mushroom."

Pro Tip: Start with 1 square for a gentle lift, 2-3 for enhanced creativity, 4-6 if you want to see some colors and laugh, 7+ for a more intense experience.

2. Most Artisanal Option: Mynd Chocolates $50

Why It Made the Cut: Mynd approaches magic mushrooms with a craft chocolate approach. Their attention to detail and high-quality ingredients set them apart in a crowded market.

The Inside Scoop:

  • Small-batch production ensures quality control

  • Organic, fair-trade chocolate used as the base

  • Unique flavor Chocolate combinations like Espresso, Mint and Toffee

  • Beautiful packaging makes it feel like a special treat

What Users Are Saying: Our team loved the gourmet feel and reported smooth, well-balanced effects. Many appreciate the company's commitment to sustainability.

Pro Tip: These make great gifts for the psychonaut with discerning taste buds.

3. Most Unique Option: TreHouse Fruity Cereal Blend $35

Why It Made the Cut: For those who like to walk on the wild side, this Fruity Cereal blend offers a totally unique flavor experience in the world of mushroom chocolates.

The Inside Scoop:

  • Crunchy, fruity cereal pieces add a fun texture

  • The milk chocolate base balances the fruity notes

  • Lab-tested for consistent potency

  • Made in the USA in a controlled facility

What Users Are Saying: Our reviewers report 3-5 hours of mood elevation from two squares.

Pro Tip: Pair a square with your morning coffee for a surprisingly complementary flavor combo and an energizing start to your day.

How We Separated the Best from the Rest

Our selection process was rigorous and multifaceted. Here's a peek behind the curtain:

  1. Flavor Profile: Our taste testers (tough job, we know) evaluated each bar for overall enjoyment and ability to mask the mushroom flavor.

  2. Reported Effects: We collected and analyzed user reports, looking for consistency in experiences and alignment with claimed benefits.

  3. Safety First: We prioritized brands with precise dosing instructions and responsible marketing practices.

Choosing Your Perfect Mushroom Chocolate Bar

Now that you have our opinion, here are some factors to consider when making your choice:

  • Potency: Lower potency bars offer more control for beginners. You can always take more, but you can't take less!

  • Flavor: Choose a chocolate type you genuinely enjoy eating. But it's not too good; remember, it's not a snack.

  • Mushroom Blend: Some bars include additional functional mushrooms like reishi or lion's mane. Consider any specific benefits you seek, though the psilocybin will likely overpower any other effects.

  • Company Reputation: Look for transparency about sourcing, testing, and company history.

Beyond Chocolate: Other Magic Mushroom Options

While chocolate bars are our focus here, the market offers other options:

  • Mushroom Gummies: Great for precise dosing and often vegan-friendly.

  • Mushroom Capsules: A no-fuss option for those who want to skip the taste altogether.

The Bottom Line

Whether you're a curious beginner or a seasoned psychonaut, our top picks offer safe, reliable options for exploring the potential benefits of psilocybin.

Remember, everyone's experience with psychedelics is unique. Start low, go slow, and always prioritize your safety and comfort. Happy exploring!